 |
John-
Bill Sebastian Bill spends most of his time wrapped in a celophane caccoon somewhere in the Thai-Food district of Dallas, where he practices his famous look, "Mer-Man." In his off time, he edits and re-edits his opus, "The Life of George McGoogle 2: The Brotherhood of Bad First Names." |
 |
Feznook-
Chad Cline Chad is a funny man. He makes funny faces, and dances funny, and he has a funny laugh. When he walks, his ass jiggles in a funny way. He also has a really weird tongue. It's not funny. He just moved to Los Angeles, California where he plans on cashing in on his funny ass. |
 |
Frank-
Frank X Frank is hard to get in touch with. Don't try to call him. It's pointless. If you see him, don't feed him, and don't stare directly into his eyes. Do tell him that his friends miss him... but then run! |
 |
Darcy-
Laurie Walton Laurie is a fine actress, but some of her dialog came out muddled. We blame the poor working environment. Laurie, please call us. We need to re-record some of your dialog. |
 |
Big
Frank- Tom
Parr Don't get this guy drunk! He'll grab his nipples and make the face you see to your left. Tom just started a Theater Company in Dallas and will be directing his first play this year. |
 |
Shawn-
James Gilbert James Gilbert is in every play, film or video ever produced in Dallas. He's kinda like Waldo, but with better fashion sense. |
